Cooking with Retro Roxy

Welcome to Roxy's slutty cooking classes episode #2. I haven't been in the kitchen in a long time so I figured I would make something new for you guys. Last time I made cookies that actually turned out yummy, this time I did an anal egg macaroni salad. I had many requests of people asking if I could use hard boiled eggs in my ass so I figured what better way to use them then to make a delicious egg salad! I stuffed my horny asshole with eggs, mayo, noodles and fucked it out of myself with a big chunk of celery. I couldn't finish my salad without a little "citrus acid" but at the time didn't have any around, so I fucked my pussy nice and hard and spilled my pussy juice all in the bowl instead. My recipe turned out creamy, smooth and I surely loved it! I got to make a salad and have an orgasm too, that's what I call a good day in the kitchen. :-)